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 CONTINUE FILE #666*

*[Recorded from a REAL BLOG OF A COLLEGE STUDUNT!]** **(be fore he suidided...)

I am college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days. I saw there sale was pokemon emerad on (etsy (hipster ebay) so i buy.

when i get cartridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of rayquaza but with blood-eyes. on the file, I am in Elite Four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party. they all unknown and they spell "YOUR DEAD" Preety suspicion," I think put probably just something in my eye? The music is lavender town but backways and when I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too!

hE sends one out and I HEAR ITS CRY. It turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE. IT'S SO SCARY YOU GUYS that i throw the playstation across the room broke the game in half.

Next day I get roommate to play. He's like "Ehehehehe probably IS not that scary," but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US, and but we were DEAD, and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU, and YOU BECAME SKELETON and WROTE this... uptop line, you was evil 666 man and was die.